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Welcome to Hot Takes Only: NBA EDITION

Welcome to the goddamn show, take your shoes off, stay awhile. I am going to be firing off hot takes only, while providing you with as little reasoning thus leading you to lose a little money along the way. In reality, this is me taking it back a notch, I wish some of you had a glimpse into the Bleacher Fan chat. People were firing off hot takes left and right, it was a goddamn bloodbath.

  • Drayman Green wins Finals MVP

Now we all know that Draymond is an exceptional player, he can guard, he can score, but Draymond gets lost behind the bevy of stars on Golden State. Draymond leads the team thus far in rebounds per game and assists per game throughout the playoffs. This is why I am ready to fire off this take. I believe that Draymond will play with a fire in his ass this Finals. Draymond took a lot of heat for getting suspended last year, and really fucking up Golden State’s chances of winning another ring. Draymond is going to come up huge this finals series thus leading us to my next take…..

Golden State wins in 6 games, dominates the Cavs in each win

  • Golden State wins in 6 games, dominates in each win. 

I told you that reading this blog could lose you some money along the way. This take might be batshit crazy and I know it. My whole reasoning behind this take is Kevin Durant, Javale McGee, and Zaza Pachulia. I have to be honest I used to really like Golden State when they were up and comers. I used to root for them when it seemed like Steph shattered his ankles 50 times a season. But then they went and added KD and I like a majority of NBA fans thought it was bullshit.

The move was like adding a rocket to a race car, it was not necessary. But with this addition, I think that the Warriors are just too much even for Kyrie, James, and Love. Kyrie can guard Steph, Lebron can guard Durant/Green, Love can guard them as well but even as bad as Klay has been…. who is going to guard everyone else? McGee is a capable scorer inside the paint, Klay is a lethal shooter that can come alive, Iggy is streaky, Matt Barnes can shoot the three…. now you see my picture? No? Well, this is why it is a hot take.

 

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