Kansas City Royals relief pitcher Brian Flynn will be on the pine 8 weeks. Why you may ask? Manager Ned Yost has confirmed Tuesday that Flynn was working on his barn and fell through it. Umm…what? Who does he think he is Tom Sawyer causing mischief along the Missouri farmland? Out of all the ways to fuck up Brian. You fell through your barn. That’s bad, really bad. I don’t know if I would even be able to show my face in the clubhouse again after that one. Flynn was quietly good for the Royals in 2016, in fact in 36 appearances he went 1-2 with a 2.60 era and a very respectable 1.102 WHIP. But this was anything but a respectable way to go out, by working on your barn? Opening day is now in jeopardy for Flynn as he has a broken rib and three fractured vertebras. Here’s some advice; stay away from barns Brian.
